I get real satisfaction working at Hope Ridge Tobacco Inc. as a quality control manager. The pay's not bad, and the people are friendly, but the best thing is that I can smoke when and where I want to. Most companies treat smoking employees as social lepers, but I can toke away right through a 12 hour shift down here in the Hope Ridge Lab. It's part of my job.

"My wife and children tell me that chain-smoking 24-7 might give me cancer one day, but what do they know?. I tell them that independent research by timiCom has proved that Hope Ridge Cigarettes very rarely cause harmful diseases. The boys at timiLab tell me that a couple of packets a day can in fact improve life expectancy. I can't think of a better job in the world."

"My name is Samantha Mayhew. I work at the timi, Telephone and Telegraph customer rebuttal center in Birmingham, England. My job is to help people. Helping people with their problems is what I like doing. I believe I was born to work at TT&T, because one night I had a dream where I got a call from God. I was sitting in the T&T call center, and an old man with a long white beard called me up and said:

'Samantha - this is what you must do. You must go and work in the T&T customer call centre, in Birmingham. You must help people with their bills and fob them off when they complain about waiting to get their call answered.' I have been working here ever since."

"HOLA! I used to be a bullfighter in my younger days, but managing a timiMart store is much more exciting. You just can't beat the rush of serving White Trash customers, and seeing the bright happy faces on their fat children. I have been here 15 years, and you know what? I want to die here, I mean it... right here in the timiMart store."

"I earn money at timiTextiles. I feed my family. Thank you timi."

timiTextiles' global dominance of the textile industry in developing countries has provided millions of uneducated children the chance to progress on a timiCareer of their own. timiCom is fully committed to providing employment in some of the world's poorest and least monitored areas.

We have found time after time that 'timi's little helpers', as we like to call them, can't get enough of our de-regulated factories with unlimited overtime potential.